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Ciao Ragassi!

Un regalino dal RoarinPenguin sul finire di una nebbiosissima (per lo meno in quel di Milano) settimana.

Riporto, con oscuramento dei dati per rispetto della privacy, una mail inviata da una collega di mia moglie al centro di supporto.
La ditta per cui lavora mia moglie vende carta (dato importante ai fini della comprensione dello sfogo di seguito riportato).

La personcina è una delle più calme che io conosca, ma evidentemente (come spesso accade alle persone calme sopra la media) quando la fanno incazzare ruggisce peggio di un pinguino.

Non sto a tradurre visto l'eccelso livello culturale medio del DancinBlog... buone risate.

> From: la personcina calma sopra la media@la ditta che vende carta
> Sent: mercoledì 17 gennaio 2007 17.01
> To: il centro di supporto
> Cc: alcune persone in copia conoscenza
> Subject: SEVERITY 2 : INTERNET CONNECTION DRAMATICALLY SLOW
> Importance: High
>
> Company : la ditta che vende carta
> Severity : 2
> Subject : INTERNET CONNECTION DRAMMATICALLY SLOW
> Reference Ticket :
> PC/Printer ID :
> User Name :
> Program :
> Problem :
>
> Dear All,
> In our office the Internet connection (AND THE CONNECTION IN GENERAL) is
> normally REALLY slow and I have opened several cases concerning this
> problem.
> Just to give an idea of the problem, when the local IT technician has to
> come to the office to download a program on one of our computers, he takes
> the sleeping bag with him. ==> questa è carina...
>
> Even if I am the kind of person who is really good in chasing people,
> NOBODY is reacting, or at least we really haven't noticed anybody doing
> it. You can imagine this is quite frustrating!
>
> Until last week we thought that the connection couldn't be slower than it
> was: WE WERE WRONG.
>
> During the last days we have been facing even heavier delays in
> connection! Heavier than normal!!
>
> For your information, from when I click on the Internet Explorer icon to
> the moment in which my home page opens (www.google.com )
> I have got to wait 5 minutes and 23 seconds!! And after such a long
> waiting I even don't get the page!! a connection error message appears!!!
> The same goes for all the other sites and for all the users in my office!!
> Even Pulse is dramatically slow.
> We CANNOT work in this way!!! Can you understand this!?!? I would really
> like the persons responsible for this to work 1 week at this "speed".
> We sell paper but we should not spend all our working day looking at the
> trees growing!!!!! ==> questa è M-O-N-D-I-A-L-E
> DO SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

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